#carrollfacts

While many of us are gutted that Andy Carroll has left Newcastle Utd for Scouseland, this did cheer me up... Here's a few of my favourite #carrollfacts to appear on Twitter in the last couple of hours! (I apologise for a football related post... Too funny to leave unposted!).

• Contrary to popular belief, Andy Carroll cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down (@Paul_LFC)
• North Korea did test a second nuclear warhead, Andy Carroll used it to heat his morning porridge (@basilmcneck)
• Andy Carroll doesn't wear a watch - he decides what time it is (@psycllone)
• When Andy Carroll looks at himself in the mirror, there is no reflection. There can be only one Andy Carroll (Paul_LFC)
• Death once had a near Andy Carroll experience (@Campione_LFC)
• Andy Carroll can read Lady Gaga's poker face (@psycllone)
• Andy Carroll touched MC Hammer (@jimmyfrancis87)
• Many think Andy Carroll heads the ball into the net. This is not true. He merely stares at the ball and it knows what to do (@AMG133)
• Andy Carroll narrates Morgan Freeman's life (@JoeKidda)
• Andy Carroll doesn't wash his clothes. He whips the dirt off them with his ponytail (@mariusoftdahl)
• When Andy Carroll adds milk to rice crispies, they shut the f*ck up (@JoeKidda)
• Superman wears Andy Carroll pyjamas (@KrazyKop)
• Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Andy Carroll (@spanishkop)
• Torres no longer exists. Andy Carroll ate him (@shamblerinho)

The Toon will miss you, long haired lanky one!